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The following lyric translation has been translated by Brandon Rodriguez and may or may not completely convey the original message of the song's artist. The song's original lyrics are in normal text, translations are in italics.

Whataburger

Artist: Iced Out Eskimoz
Album: Ice

Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics



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Big Yeast
Hey yo Lil' Skittle, whatchu wanna do?
I'm gettin' pretty hungry so I need some food.
Greetings Lil Skittle; what future actions do you intend on performing? I personally have had a deficit of food and am currently feeling the effects of it.

Lil Skittle
Hey yo Big Yeast, I'm hungry too.
I heard the muthafuckin' Whataburger got a drive-thru.
Good day, Big Yeast. Your feelings of hunger encompass me as well. In terms of solutions to solve this ongoing issue, I was previously notified that one such hamburger restaurant, Whataburger, indeed has a convenient method of obtaining food in which a vehicle drives next to the building, orders, and subsequently receives their cuisine.

Big Yeast
I'm down homey, I'll drive, you pay.
This plan of action sounds acceptable to me. As a further compromise, if I make plans for transportation to our destination, will you fund the meal?

Lil Skittle
San Felipe, or the, Katy Freeway?
That sounds admissible. My only inquiry which remains is to which Whataburger we shall go to: the location on 6405 San Felipe Drive, or the location on Katy Freeway?

Big Yeast
Forget Katy Freeway I'm choosin' the Felipe,
Gotta do it that way, it's the only way.
Thinkin' bout number 2, $6.22.
The location on Katy Freeway is completely out of the question, probably due to it's imminent status of being shutdown as Katy Freeway is expanded. I instead choose the San Felipe Whataburger. Anyway, I am contemplating about getting the Number 2 value meal, which consists of a double-meat cheeseburger, medium fries, and a medium drink. Its price is $6.22 when tax is added.

Lil Skittle
But if you Whatasize it's $6.75 fool.
Alas, its price rises to $6.75 when the meal is "Whatasized," or upgraded to a large order of fries and a large drink.

Big Yeast
Thinkin' bout plain-n-dry, Fanta with some Sprite,
Namdar's servin' so you know it's all right.
To accentuate the beef's taste, I am deliberating on whether or not to order my burger with no condiments or toppings. I am also thinking about my drink being a mixture of Fanta® and Sprite®. Either way, a favorite employee of ours, Namdar, is working so our wellbeing is sure to be taken care of.

Comin' back, 11 o'clock, a late night taquito,
I choose that any day over a T-bell burrito.
Later in the evening I'm likely to return for an order of a Whataburger taquito. When faced with the dilemna of choosing between a Whataburger taquito and a Taco Bell® burrito, my choice is rather obvious.

You know I'm reppin' W-H-A-T-burg.
All the other places yo I've kicked to the curb.
It should also be known that I fully support Whataburger, and that other fast food establishments simply do not live up to my standards.

Taquito, no potato, burger got tomato,
You know I eat a lot like my name's Kelvin Cato.
Whenever ordering, I command my taquitos to not contain potatoes; contrarily I often order my hamburgers complete with tomatoes. One can be sure I intake large amounts of food which is comparative to ex-Rockets player Kevin Cato's diet.

Lil Skittle
Wait up Big Yeast as I pull up to the menu,
Someone in the back says, "Hello may I help you?"
Please halt your speech, Big Yeast, for the moment has come to order our fare. As I do this, someone from within the restaurant speaks through the menu's speaker, querying me as to if I have any nutritional needs to be met.

Yes you may, I'd like a number 2 please,
And you know I wanna add double cheese.
In response to such a question, I reply stating I want the value meal which corresponds to the number 2 on the menu board. In addition, I wish to further customize my impending order by doubling the volume of cheese on said hamburger.

"Well all right, which drink do you choose from?"
You know I want Coke, and then I add the rum.
As the clerk responds with acknowledgment of the order and further asks me which drink I would choose from, I reply with Coca-Cola® Classic beverage product, with which I can later add appropriate amounts of rum.

I'd also like to Whatasize, I gotta have a lotta fries,
I'm hungry man you can see it in my muthafuckin' eyes.
I am also interested in upgrading my order so that I can enjoy a large order of French fries and a large drink. My hunger is easily detected when staring into my eyeballs.

So don't despise or treat me like a hoe,
"I'm sorry sir could you pull up to the window."
Due to this previously mentioned fact of me being hungry, I ask that you do not show distaste or dislike towards me or treat me like a promiscuous female. The same clerk then apologizes for unknown reasons and instructs me to alter my vehicle's location so that the final transaction and food tradeoff can occur.

Big Yeast
I sit down chillin', and eat my grub,
I bite into that burger that you know I love.
Following the acquisition of my meal, I sit down and begin the eating process. If it were not already obvious, I highly enjoy their burgers.

If I go to Gessner, I'll probably get shot,
San Felipe – my number one spot.
Statistically speaking, if I were to go to the Whataburger location on Gessner Road, I would probably be gunned down due to the inherent danger of a person such as myself being in such a location. Because of this reason, I still choose San Felipe to be my favorite venue.

I mack through chillin', you know Skittles with me,
I dive into my fries, they always extra crispy.
One can be sure whenever I frequent Whataburger, my associate Lil Skittle is accompanying me. In addition to gorging upon my burger, I then metaphorically "dive" into my fries which are certainly golden-brown and delicious.

I'm restin' in a booth more cozy than my couch,
I look at my burger man it's bigger than my house.
During my meal I rest in the restaurant's booth which feels to be more comforting than a typical living room couch. I also view my hamburger which appears to be relatively larger than my place of dwelling.

The restaurant feelin', you know it's real nice,
I glance at the drink machine, it's got lots of ice.
The overall atmosphere of the Whataburger is acceptable and pleasant. The drink machine is also full of frozen water cubes as to keep all liquid beverages at a suitable temperature.

I eat all my food, I'm never gonna waste.
And I go to Whataburger man my #1 place.
It's obvious that I intend on eating 100% of the food which was given to me, for I am a practical individual. In case it is still not clear, Whataburger is my favorite fast-food dining spot.

Lil Skittle
I pull up to the window, flip out my plastic,
I'm eatin' Whataburger til I'm nailed in my casket.
As I approach the drive-through window, I take out my credit card as to serve as a guarantee that the debt created by the food will be paid electronically. I also have no intentions of ceasing my Whataburger eating practices until the day I expire.

I'm signin' Little Skittle when I get the receipt,
You know they only usin' Grade-A Angus meat.
When the receipt is handed to me, I choose to sign my entertainment moniker. You can also be sure that such a place as Whataburger only uses the highest-quality beef in order to make their delicious patties.

Every time I roll through, they treat me like royalty,
I come back everyday just to show 'em my loyalty.
I am continuously treated as if I have the rank of a monarch or king upon every visit to this fine dining establishment, and because of this, I frequent them regularly to show them my gratitude.

I order my food, they get it to me quick,
No need to check the bag, they don't mess up my shit.
The employees are not only expeditious when it comes to putting my order together, but they are also accurate to the point of myself feeling the act of verifying the order's correctness to be obsolete.

When I roll out, you know I'm on the celly,
I'm waitin' for the moment when this burgers in my belly.
Upon the transaction's finale, it's a known fact that I then choose to call people on my cell phone. What I am truly thinking, however, is the imminent contentment that will soon be a result of the eating of my Whataburger feast.

I finish my meal, it fill me up right,
Thank you Whataburger you just made Skittle's night.
After finishing my meal and determining that it has sufficiently made my hunger leave, I decide to thank Whataburger for making my night more enjoyable and fulfilling.

Iced Out Eskimoz
Whataburger, the place to be, the proud sponsor of I.O.E.,
They treat us like we family, the number one food joint can't ya see. (3x)
Whataburger is clearly a popular food establishment, and one that supports the Iced Out Eskimoz in all their endeavors. In addition, they act as if they are one of their relatives and because of this, they are ranked at number 1 on the list of food organizations.

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